Military

You’re going to remove who from office? Toga Boy.
AHHHH, Peace. To bad he only thought that a few javilin throwers and walls was all he needed to keep safe. NOT!
JEEZ! GO AWAY YOU HEATHEN FOOLS! AND JAVALINERS! HOLD THAT STICK IN YOUR HAND AND USE IT LIKE A PIKEMAN! MAN I should have made them academy trained.
GENERAL! REPORT TO THE PIG FARM IF IT IS STILL STANDING PRONTO!
WILL THIS EVER END! Ok, I think I have them. Ohh look, Caesars legions are coming to help us at the other end of the map. HEY YOU DRUNKEN LEGION! LEAVE THAT CITIZEN ALONE! HE’S MY BIGGEST TAX PAYER! AND THAT WAS A GRAND VILLA YOU WASTED… YOU IDIOT!
No respect, ehh Caesar? You say I have no respect for you? Well mister bow down to me, for if you don’t I throw you in the coloseum with the Christians, Respect THIS!
By Gertio
GRRRRROOOOOOWWWLLL!!! I’M HUNGRY!
Caesar SURE would be mad if he knew his legions were Lion around on the job.