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Titanic Guy 1986
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posted 09-16-99 20:06 ET (US)         
Hey Peoples! I have been wanting...for an EXTREMELY Long time to start my own storyline. I know because I am so...*loved* (So Humble, and Modest, am i not?) here, that this thing may not make it off the ground...butcha know what? thats okay because atleast I tried....ehhhh right? Trying and losing IS better then not trying at all...right? I dont know...but here, I'll give it a go...

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Titanicus walked down a lonely road leading away from his home. He was heading to another City on the same Island, to preform for a panel of Judges. If he did good, he could get accepted into an enormous and very popular Theatre...the most popular Theatre in all of the Isles of Celtia. If he were to be moving to that Island, (the small Island off the Isle of Celtia, but still under its Rule) which was called Caitríona, he would get a large villa with his own Servants and everything. He was very nerevous, and he wanted to do his very best, as he really wanted this job. He stopped by the side of the road, and pulled his book out of nowhere, he then began walking again. He wanted to do the perfect Magic Trick to do... and he hadn't found it yet.

Does this sounds familiar? Eh? Hey I've used it in another story but its a good starter...right?


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When it was his turn to present his best for the Panel, he stepped up onto the stage, and looked over the crowd in front of him. Suddenly, he saw a familiar face...this face he knew...from one of his previous adventures in Rome....he quickly told the judges to let the next person go, as he had to finish something else, first, and he tehn ran off the stage, he ran straight into the waiting arms of his friend:

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posted 09-24-99 06:48 ET (US)     26 / 148       
One almighty, bat-filled, cannibal-biffing, village-defending dust-up later...

Big Tusky stood by the campfire, happily munching a large stick of sugar cane. He'd decided he loved this island the moment he learned they grew the stuff here.

The villagers, overjoyed and grateful for the Roman travellers' altercation with their "Enemies From Across the Little Water", were busy digging a cooking pit, mixing up coconut cocktails, picking baskets of fruit, polishing their drums and generally preparing for one blow-out of a luau.

Titanicus and Civis were cautious about their new surroundings at first, but after being given orchid garlands and kisses on the cheek by scantily clad girls and handed coconuts full of a tasty local brew by the men, they began to think they might like it after all. One of the men had offered to teach them how to do something called "surfing".

Apolita and Incon came out of a nearby hut, clad in sari tops, grass skirts and lots of tiny-shell neck, wrist and ankle jewellery. "This thing really itches," Apolita commented.

"You'll get used to that," Incon assured her. "Just...stay away from Tusky while you're wearing it..."

She turned to Titanicus. "Any luck finding your book?"

"Nope - but I've just discovered the tastiest fish known to man," the wizard replied, holding up a barbecued fish on a skewer.

"Save room for the main course," Civis told him. "They've been roasting a pig in that pit all afternoon."

"Father - can we move here?" Apolita asked.

Just then, Jayhawk approached wearing a sari, shell jewellery and a lei. "I think I've discovered the whereabouts of Titanicus' book," he informed them.

"Great!" Cian sighed with relief. "Where is it?"

"Some local friendly natives from the next island over that way say they saw a "great, fluttering, heavy-backed bird" drop out of the sky last night. Their island's about half a day's row away."

"Well, let's get started!" Civis stood. "I'll go scare up some canoes."

"There's no point, nobody's at home on that island," Incon told him.

"How do you know that?"

"Because they were all invited to this luau." She pointed to a large convoy of canoes pulling up on the beach. Neighbouring natives got out of them, carrying goods for the party, smiling and waving.

"Hey, Incon," Jayhawk tapped her shoulder, "They're setting up a Limbo bar. Wanna go practice?"

"Yep!" she grinned. "Hey, fellas - how low can you go??"

"Huh?" Titanicus looked at Civis, who shrugged.

Suddenly, there was a shriek from behind one of the huts. A young native girl in a bikini came dashing out...shortly followed by a grass-skirt-munching Tusky.

"Oh, Lordy...how many times do I have to *tell* him..." Incon put her face in one hand.

Titanic Guy 1986
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posted 09-25-99 17:35 ET (US)     27 / 148       
Oh yah! More than one Person has Stolen my word now! I've been Counterfieted! I feel so...happy!

Titanicus laughed...he was starting to regret his idea to move...well move to Caitríona, he wanted to move his whole family out to...Hawaii!

***

Since this Luau was to honor them, the Travelers were given firstpicks into the Roasted Pig. They threw the Apple which had been in the pigs mouth as it was roasted, to Tusky, who quickly gobbled it up. Titanicus loved roast ham. But this one just didnt...feel right when he finally got his much-awated first bite.

He Turned to Jayhawk, who was stuffing his face full of everything in site, "Oye...Don't you get this sort of stuff where yeer from every day?" He laughed, "Does the Pig taste...alright to you?"

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posted 09-27-99 17:45 ET (US)     28 / 148       
Jayhawk nodded. Suddenly at the other end of the enormous wodden table, there was a scream... All heads turned..suddenly a domino effect type thing happened...one after one, the Hawaiian natives began to pass out...one after another after another, fell over, onto the table, seemingly asleep.

"What the...?!" yelped Titanicus, suddenly he felt his eyelids get heavy. Then his whole body went numb, then limp. He felt himself falling...then...silence.

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posted 09-27-99 20:51 ET (US)     29 / 148       
Titanic Guy 1986: I can't help you in this thread 'cause I don't understand where you are going with it. Please expand your posts. What's behind the "pig conspiracy?" I haven't a clue.

-Civis Romanus

Jayhawk
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posted 09-28-99 05:26 ET (US)     30 / 148       
I've got an idea here...

A soft snoring had taken over the drumming at the now very quiet party.

Movement could be seen from the pigroast pit, and a small squat figure shinnied out of the pit.

The little canibal smiled a pointy teethed smile at the sleeping people and walked to one of the fires and started waving a branch above his head. Soon a dozen or so war canoes arrived and spilled their content on the beach.

The little warriors started trussing up their prey, chattering in their undecipherable language.

By the time they started loading their prisoners, BT showed up from his trip to the 'cane field. The enraged elephant, seeing his mistress and friends all tied up rushed towards them, but was stopped by a couple of dozen blowpipes swiveling in his direction.
He took one last look and disappeared into the jungle again...

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Titanic Guy 1986
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posted 09-28-99 17:41 ET (US)     31 / 148       
Actually i was going for "Pigme Poisoned" for the pig..but hey this is close enough! I sorta had the Idea in my mind that our travelers would get food poisoned...but righto...I will let someone else go here...'cos i haven't the slightest idea on how to get this one up!

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posted 09-29-99 18:02 ET (US)     32 / 148       
(I'll see if I can help...)

Incon started to wake and looked around groggily. Next to her Jayhawk started stirring.

"Do you feel as bad as I do?" she moaned.

The angel nodded. "Are you OK? You're turning green."

The rowing pigmy right by Incon's head chattered at them in his native tongue to be quiet. Incon's head was pounding.

"Oh man, I feel so awful," she groaned. "I - I think I'm gonna--"

She promptly rolled over and redecorated the rowing pigmy cannibal's lap. He shrieked with horror and screamed to his shipmates. They all chattered at him to shut up and keep rowing.

"Good one," Jayhawk grinned weakly. "Nice revenge tactic."

Incon nodded, hiccupped and passed out, much to the pigmy's relief.

Meanwhile, unseen by the pigmy cannibal party, a trunk extended above the water followed their boats into the night. What a shame they were blissfully unaware how well elephants can swim...

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posted 09-29-99 18:40 ET (US)     33 / 148       
Titanicus woke up. He was in the very-back of the boat...he sat up, and looked around. He saw a bit of Incon's cloke, and her hand, he also saw a bit of Jayhawk's wing poking out, but other then that, nothing. His friends and him were sepperated by a rowed-seating colum thing of rowers. He didn't know where Apoltia or Cian was, Civis either. He was feeling nauseas again...he moaned...one of the rowers looked back, and muttered something, then turned back to what they had been doing before...rowing. He looked over the side of the boat, the water was sloshing up and down. Bad sign. A storm was oming, and the water started becoming more violent. THe boat began to slightly rock, and then clouds covered the sun. Miserable, wet (from water sloshing over the side) and extremely tired, Titanicus, took one last look around, and lay back down, to settle into another long sleep.

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posted 09-30-99 15:41 ET (US)     34 / 148       
The skies had darkened considerably with the onset of night and heavy squall clouds. The winds had intensified, blowing west to east, raising white caps on the uneasy surface of the water the boats were riding. Though indeed noisy, the wind could not completely mask the growing sound of breakers striking the shore of some land close at hand.

The boats rose and fell, rose and fell as increasingly larger waves passed underneath and moved ahead in the same direction the boats were being driven. The sound of breakers became louder and louder. Then the pygmies began paddling forwards and backwards, timing their stroke changes with the passing of the waves. Finally, the first man in each boat, for there were two boats, called out to the paddlers in an unknown tongue and the paddlers withdrew their paddles from the sea and held them across their laps.

The boats slowed briefly, were elevated by a wave then suddenly stopped dead as the sea water receded from the beach. Pygmies quickly stepped out of the boats and pulled the crafts to a secure and dry location away from the waves. Incon's pygmy made a quick dash for the next available wave and danced around in it washing off Incon's 'comment' on their capture.

Without ceremony, Incon, Jayhawk and Titanicus were dragged out of one boat and hauled to their feet. Civis, Apolita and Cian were treated similarly by the pygmy crew of the second boat. All were pushed and prodded in the direction of a large group of undersized huts, good enough for pygmies but not for Romans.

So much for moving a family to this part of the world, thought Titanicus. Not very hospitable.

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Titanic Guy 1986
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posted 09-30-99 17:46 ET (US)     35 / 148       
Titanicus and his freinds awoke almost all at the same time. Titanicus, looked around. New surroundings...He thought. He looked over his side. There were no Pigme's in their small container, but He could see two posted at each door, and one was standing in front of each window. Through one of the pigmes legs, out the door, Titanicus saw a large boiling pots. Some...female Pigmes were dancing around it singing some bizzare song. The rain pelted down on them, yet the fire under the Pot blazed unfaltering-ly. He looke over his shoulder, he saw all of them, Jayhawk, Cian, Apoltia, Civis and Incon.

"You Guys!" He whispered, he saw some stirring in them, "Wake up!" He said, now More Harshly, "You Guys!" He now began to wriggle himself over to them. He looked down at the knots on his hands. They were tied from under..."So Much for getting at them with my Teeth..." He muttered, tapping Incon and Covis on the backs,(They were both on their stomachs) with his tied feet. "You guys we need to get out of here...!" Suddenly he heard some shouting from outside. Three pigmes raced into the hut. They continued on with each other, pointing at Titanicus with their spears, from what he could tell, (As a youngin' he had learned a wee bit of Pigme) They were deciding what they were going to do with him. He was awake. That was good. The continued,
"hat did we do with our BBQ sauce?" asked one to the other, "Not a clue," answered the third one, "Kilak-nashoi, go ask the Headman, what we did with it. We will need it for the feast." Titanicus' mind raced. "Feast?" He asked himself, "What's for dinner..." He asked one of them, taking an eormous chance, by talking to them. "What is the Feast for?" He asked in Pigmian. "Shuddup!" Said one of the Pigmes, Kilak-nashoi, who then ran out the door to get the Headman. Titanicus looke over his shoulder, all of his friends were now watching him with wide eyes. Titanicus turned back to the pigme's, Another one of the Pigmes then spoke, "For Dinner," He smiled, showing his lack of teeth. "We will be Having Roast Romans...with Skewered Elephant On the Side..." He smiled, as they all gasped...

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posted 09-30-99 20:29 ET (US)     36 / 148       
Suddenly Incon, still bound, came to and stood up with surprising speed. "Skewered Elephant?! Did he just say SKEWERED ELEPHANT??!?!?!?!?!"

The pigmy tribe backed away in surprise, but not for long. They approached her with their spears upheld.

"Incon - look out!" Titanicus cried.

"WHO IN HADES WANTS TO SKEWER AN ELEPHANT, EH???!?!?!?" Incon screamed, enraged. "I didn't work this hard to make the RSPCE what it is to watch a bunch of jumped-up, undersized dart-blowers make PACHADERM-BURGERS!!!!!!"

"Incon, I don't think they can understand you," Civis tried to calm her down.

"You have to admit, she's certainly putting the wind up them," Jayhawk commented. He looked round at the frightened and cautious pigmies.

"Who wants some, eh??!?" Incon demanded, struggling to get out of her bonds. "Who wants some, then??!? C'mon, I'll have the lot of you! AND THE PIGS YOU RODE IN ON!!!!"

Staggering, she started to turn green again. She started approaching the boiling pot. The female pigmies grinned at one another, and prepared to push her in. Then gasped in horror as she took one final stagger, leaned her head into the pot and brought up what was left of her luau supper into the broth.

The entire tribe went wild and started jabbering at one another as Incon passed out. "What are they saying?" Apolita asked.

Titanicus listened. "Something along the lines of 'Oh no, look what that strangely-dressed foreigner just did, oh by the volcano gods the broth is ruined, oh by the gods of the sea we've got to throw it all out now, it'll take days to fetch fresh water, chop the herbs, add the spices and bring it to the boil again, oh by the great fish god what are we going to do now'. Or words to that effect."

Meanwhile, hiding in a palm grove by the beach (or trying to hide his bulk as best he could), Tusky waited, watched for his chance, and wondered if "pigmy-tossing" was really as much fun as it sounded...

Civis Romanus
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posted 09-30-99 21:46 ET (US)     37 / 148       
Tusky decided to find out.

One enormous trumpet call and the elephant charged the pygmy village. The first to get trunked was Incon's old friend, the boat pygmy. One whack and the bone-nosed unfortunate soul was airborne in a magnificent arc, which terminated in...the soup pot! Incon chuckled, "One bath leads to another...serves him right!"

Pygmies here, pygmies there, pygmies running everywhere. Chaos reigned supreme.

But Titanicus noticed something else. A small group of pygmies with blow-guns was sneaking up on BT from behind. "Poison darts, poison darts!" he called out. Gather up quickly!" The Romans gathered together in front of the hut.

Titanicus reached back into his memory for the right spell. "Cian quickly, protect BT...You know what to say!" Cian knew what Titanicus wanted. The old man spoke some indecipherable words and the elephant began to glow in irridescent colors. Stones and other objects began to bounce off the rampaging pachyderm. So did the darts.

Titanicus took this opportunity to weave a spell of his own.

"Tundras and tinsel
Bellows and sand,
Give us protection,
Right where we stand!"

No irridescent shimmering this time, just a brilliant flash of light. They, too, became impervious to any object sent their way.

The pygmies didn't give up just yet. Not until they saw the strange vines rise from the ground, intertwine their way all through the pygmy huts, then relentlessly tear them apart as the vines grew longer and denser. Civis could see that Jayhawk had his eyes closed and was intensely concentrating. Seems I've seen this before, the warrior was thinking.

"Ahhhh, my turn!" Civis cried, as he reached out and grabbed the colorfully dressed pygmy running by the group. It was the village chief. Holding the pygmy by the breechcloth and by the bone in his nose, Civis asked the others, "Now that we've caught the village peacock, what would you like me to do with him?"

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posted 10-01-99 16:23 ET (US)     38 / 148       
Titanicus Incanted a dagger, it apeared into his hand with a nice little 'ping'.
"Gimme 'im!" He said, grabbing the man by the hair and dragging him to his chest. He held the dagger to the headmans throat. "Walk," He said to his capture in his native tounge, "Follow me." He said, to the his fellow accomplices. They walked to the beach. The other villagers followed at a slight distance, terror in their eyes, "Don't Hurt Him!" He heard one of the natives shout. "Incon," He turned to his Nausiated Roman friend, "Where's Tusky?!"

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posted 10-01-99 17:44 ET (US)     39 / 148       
Tusky was burried up to his knees in debris and blowgun darts.

He trumpeted and gingerly stepped ou tof the mess around him. He whacked a few pygmees for good measure and walked up to Incontinentia. The tip of his trunk traced teh curve of the slender girl's cheek. She hugged him quickly and climbed up via outstretched leg up on his broad back.

"I think we need to get a canoo and find that book of yours, Titianicus. Let's go back to the beach."

The walked of followed by half the tribe. When they found a nice looking war canoo the travelers proceded to disable all the other canoos and boarded, still carrying the pygmee-cannibal chief.
Jayhawk picked up a big calabas and put it in the boat.

They quickly rowed outwards, followed by BT and Incon.

When the island was a thin line on the horizon Jayhawk tossed the hollow fruit overboard and Civis and Titanic pushed the chief overboard.

Then they started rowing again.


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posted 10-01-99 18:03 ET (US)     40 / 148       
"Do you think Our Pigme Litle friend's will be able to follow us?" Asked Incon, worridly looking back.

"Nope," Said Jayhawk, "We messed up their boats pretty good. They are as good as stranded on that Island for atleast a week." He twitched his wings, "That was a bit exciting, eh?"

"Yeh," Moaned Titanicus, Rubbing his wrists. "look at that, those darn Hemp Ropes left marks..." He flashed back to when they were tying him up and dragging him across the beach, he cringed. "Now. Incon. You said that You think you Know what happened to My Book...Please, Elaborate," He motioned towards the open sea in front of them, "We Will Be Here awhile..."

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posted 10-02-99 00:25 ET (US)     41 / 148       
Tusky swam nearby the canoe as the sextet inside paddled the canoe in the same direction, towards the island where they had arrived in 'paradise' and then been captured.

"It's in a tree, or whatever they call those tall skinny things on the island," said Incon. "I saw it materialize then fall from the sky just after I found myself on the beach. All we have to do is find the right tree."

"Simple enough, of course," said Titanicus somewhat cynically. "And how do we find the right tree?"

"Tusky," said Incon. "He can do it. But first we have to get to the island. Is that it ahead?" No one was sure.

Meanwhile, the waves were beginning to take over the job of the paddles, lifting the boat and propelling it increasingly faster to the shore. Not used to handling a boat in surf of this magnitude, the passengers deftly deposited themselves in one lump on the beach after an airborne flight off the edge of the final wave.

Civis looked around to see if everyone was in one piece. They were. Tusky too. He had padded onto the beach under his own power and promptly went in search of green munchies. Preferably minus the screeching native girls he often found mixed in among the tasty leaves.

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posted 10-02-99 12:45 ET (US)     42 / 148       
Titanicus rolled over. He was only slightly wet...his feet were cold. He stood up when he realized why they were here.

"Okay!" He said, rushing over, and pulling Incon off the ground...where she was obviously trying to catch their breath, from their exciting ride, only a few moments before.

"Hey...wait a sec-" Titanicus yanker her behind him, and they followed Tusky.

"Where did you see it? Where is the tree...I need my Book!" Suddenly they came upon a small clearing. Incon stopped. Tusky was off the the side, nibbling on the Orchid petals.

"Thats it!" She shouted...just as the rest of the group, (Civis, Jayhawk, Apoltia, and Cian) joined up with them.

"Okay..." said Titanicus, after looking around the tree...that Incon was pointing at, "Soooo Where's my book?" He said, sudddenly noticing a little hut off to the side, just off the clearing. It was a small brown hit, with a roof of palm leaves, it had a small chimney coming out the top, with Smoke pouring out of it. Suddenly a small man, With Bright Blue hair, and a green cape, with Purple...cloths underneath, apeared in the Doorway.

"Hello," he said, "I've been expecting you...Titanicus."

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posted 10-02-99 22:01 ET (US)     43 / 148       
Titanicus' eyes nearly popped. "Uncle Bombo!!" he cried.

"Uncle WHO?!?" the others repeated.

"That's my Uncle Bombo!" Titanicus grinned. "He taught me everything I know about magic!"

"Cool hair," Incon noted.

"Oh, that was a grey-hiding spell that went horribly wrong," Titanicus whispered. "Please don't bring it up; he's a little sensitive about it."

"Well, my young friends," Uncle Bombo chuckled, coming forward, "I see my young nephew is keeping good company." He looked over at Tusky, who was busily munching a mouthful of palm fronds. "Of a sort..."

"Uncle Bombo - whatever are you doing here?" Titanicus asked.

"Oh, it's a terribly sad story, my boy. Your Aunt Enid threw me out. Caught me with the scullery maid--"

"AGAIN?!?" Titanicus gasped.

"When you reach my age, you'll understand!" His uncle clapped him on the shoulder. "Anyhoo, I tried to whip up a travelling spell that would take me to your Uncle Bimbo's, and ended up here. Been here ever since. Not that I'm complaining..."

With that, a fetching young native girl in a sari emerged from the hut. "Aloha!" she smiled, waving at the group.

"That's all very well, sir," Jayhawk interjected, "but we've got a slight problem with finding your nephew's spellbook..."

"Lost yer book, have yer?" Uncle Bombo snorted. "Oh, that takes me back to my youth..." His eyes adopted a faraway look.

"Yes, erm - have you seen it?" Incon huffed.

"Eh? Oh, a spellbook!" Uncle Bombo came to. "Well, as it happens, a book did happen to land in the top of the tallest coconut tree on the island just the other day. I was going to fetch it myself, but, well, you know...I've been...*busy*, you see..." His gaze wandered over to the native girl, who giggled knowingly.

"Lovely," Civis sighed. "How are we going to get to the top of the tallest coconut tree on the island? Ideas, anyone...?"

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posted 10-03-99 14:20 ET (US)     44 / 148       
If I won't be playing Pharoah...for awhile, I might as well incorperate it into here!

"Well," Said Titanicus, "Could we build a human pyramaid, and then have Tusky lift the Pyramaid up, and, then we could-"

"We'd Fall." Said Incon Knowingly, looking up, "Say. I don't See a Spellbook up there...anymore." She looked to Apoltia and her father, "Do you see it?"

"No," Said Apoltia in her Sugary sweet voice, "I can only see....coconuts." She then looked the her father, "Father, do you see anything?"

"No Daughter, I don't." He frownd, and wrinkled his brow, thinking... "Titanicus, did you book have a bar code?" He looked around at the group, "All the Modern Magic Books do. It would be easy to find it if we were tojust know the bar code..." He suddenly looked down, then up again, "We could just use a tracking spell!" All eyes turned to Titanicus expectantly.

"Well..." He said, looking sheepish, "It did...but..."

"But what?" Moaned Civis, "What'd you do? Eh Eh?"

"Speak up Boy!" Shouted his Uncle, who hadn't really been paying attention 'til now.

"I sorta...Tore it off. The Bar Code thingy..." He whined, the whole group rolled their eyes, and moaned including the clueless native girl.

"I didn't think I would need it!" he jumped back in, before more could be said, "Who woulda known that I would have lost it?! It was int he way and-"

"Well This is just Great. Great-Great-Great!" Moaned Incon, walking towards him, "Just perfect. WonderfuL! Your soooo Brilliant Titanicus..."

Titanicus looked sheepishly to her..."Emm-Thats the Spirit!" He forced a weak smile.

"I was being sarchastic!" She almost exploded. Apoltia took her by the shoulders and set her down on a nearby log, then said to her, ina worried voice, "You need to settle down...this can't be good for your blood pressure-"

"Blood Pressure?!" Incon pushed back the girl, and jumped up, "Thats the least of my worries at the moment!" Tusky turned his head to watch his boiling master, "I was to be in Egypt...5 days ago...but, Nooooo- Mr. Wannabe-Magician, decided to send me here instead...NOW We are stranded!"

"Hey-Hey, Now, your getting a wee bit harsh on the lad, don't ya think?...I could Help, i know magic!" Put in Cian, trying to calm the lass down,

"Sit-down Baldy." Incon pushed past him, into the dense foilage, mumbling something about 'the Pharoah' probably wanting her head by now, as she continued on out of view, the whole group sat in a daze for a second. Then Tusky realized that the argument was over, and he followed after his master, pushing over trees in his hurry to catch his hot-headed (no offence dearest Incon. ) master.

"Well That was Interesting." Said Titanicus' Uncle, before taking his native-girl back into the hut with him.

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Incontinentia
Pleb
posted 10-03-99 16:02 ET (US)     45 / 148       
(None taken! You should see me when I'm under a lot of pressure at work...)

On with the story!

Titanic Guy 1986
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posted 10-03-99 17:30 ET (US)     46 / 148       
Oh No! You went and got me all excited "Yay!" I shouted when I saw our thingy had another post--so soon. But alas, just a heartwarming acceptance. Oh well.. Don't worry Incon, I still luv-ya!

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Incontinentia
Pleb
posted 10-03-99 20:34 ET (US)     47 / 148       
(Luv you too, Titanic Guy! Though, while we're on the subject...I love the film you've devoted your online name to - I'm a HUGE James Cameron fan - but I *LOATHE* that spudface little Leonardo di Crappocino creep! Whatever possessed Mr. Cameron to cast him in that role??

Sorry...I think the fever's got me wittering again...heh, heh...sorry, folks, on with the story...)

Titanic Guy 1986
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posted 10-03-99 20:38 ET (US)     48 / 148       
(Aye Deary, I remember! Remember, in the Party/Festival{my long forgotten, much smaller then Wen's Festival last month} it turned into a Leo bashing fest. Ah! What fun! Ooooh! Gotta Love the Smilies!)

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Jayhawk
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posted 10-04-99 08:44 ET (US)     49 / 148       
"Aren't you guy sforgettign something?"
Jayhawk looked at his friends, who looked back.
"Have wings, will travel?"

The great black wings spread and seconds later the angel was hovering over the tree.
"There's a note here."
"A what?"
"A note, it says: "Titanicus, you dolt ( ), I got your spellbook and never will you see it again." It is signed 'di Capriarty' Who's he?"

Jayhawk settled down next to a decidedly pale looking
Titanicus
"He...he's someone I knew long ago. He sunk my boat when we were kids. Then he went to study the Black Arts. I'll never get my book back..."

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Homage to thee, Osiris, Lord of Eternity, King of the Gods, whose names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in the temples, whose Ka is holy."
-- Book of the Dead (1240 BC)


Caesar Ishaius
Pleb
posted 10-04-99 09:04 ET (US)     50 / 148       
J- good joak about Carpion.
"Did someone mentioned his name?!"
The group was surprised to see the strange looking man that just arrived there. He was wearing breathplates and other armors. He wore a basket full with arrows on his back, a bow there too and a shield and a sword in the other hand. He opened his wing and flapped with them a bit.
"Did you mentioned that Carpion's name?!" he asked again. He became really red.
"Ish?" Titanicus asked
"Titanicus?" Ish put his weapon down
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm hunting down that Stupid man you mentioned.
I'm his foe since Kindagarden. He always stole my fame" The Cherub lowered his head
"I want to kill him!" he shouted madly
The group started walking backwards
"Calm down Ish" Jayhawk was the first to approch him.
"Only if you promiss you'll let me come with you. I'll help you find that book of Titanicus... If you'll let me kill Carpion at the end. Just explain me what are we looking for"...

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If you teach the man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime."
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