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Moquel
Pleb
posted 03-29-00 07:15 ET (US)         
Joke, se PH Forums

but feel free to reply

[This message has been edited by Moquel (edited 03-29-2000).]

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Caylynn
Pleb
posted 04-01-00 18:10 ET (US)     51 / 82       
Now, did we ever determine which keys you lost Emm Ell? (Yes, I'm getting lazy and adopting Wen's shorthand. )

 
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Proud to be Canadian! :) Fière d'être canadienne! :)

RSC
Pharaolympics 2000 Competitor
posted 04-01-00 20:44 ET (US)     52 / 82       
Well, well, I'll ship in some of the unemployed from Crete to help you search, ML. most valuable export in that city

RSC

RSC
Pharaolympics 2000 Competitor
posted 04-01-00 21:04 ET (US)     53 / 82       
Maybe this is it???

RSC

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Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-01-00 22:36 ET (US)     54 / 82       
I am the Gatekeeper! You are the Keymaster! Z'ul beckons...


Moquel
Pleb
posted 04-02-00 11:41 ET (US)     55 / 82       
Marcus, it must be easy to say that we all are of neutral age for you... You are a cherub for gods sake, I mean you stay cherub for eternity, unless you grow up to be an angel ofcourse...

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to beam you into my little box here now, RSC, before you give him the key, sorry dude

Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-02-00 12:34 ET (US)     56 / 82       
Blast!
The Wintry One
Pleb
posted 04-02-00 17:35 ET (US)     57 / 82       
::shuuder:: there's a "straying topic" thread here too.... oh, the horror...
ET FLAVIUS
Pleb
posted 04-03-00 02:57 ET (US)     58 / 82       
**Medication please**..these off topic threads are fun..good thing ..since I don't have a clue to "why" Marcus L. keeps asking for "keys"...is that the whole gist of it ?? .. by any chance??

Angel ET Flavius

[This message has been edited by ET FLAVIUS (edited 04-03-2000).]

Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-03-00 09:22 ET (US)     59 / 82       
Are you trying to stay on the subject?
Gustavia
Pleb
posted 04-03-00 11:09 ET (US)     60 / 82       
off topic, off thread, off forum...

how do you put a hippopotomas to sleep?

Hippo-nosis

Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-03-00 11:25 ET (US)     61 / 82       
very carefully?
Moquel
Pleb
posted 04-07-00 17:24 ET (US)     62 / 82       
Do you know what the elephants do in the jungle between 3 and 4 PM?
Cowpattieann
Pleb
posted 04-07-00 17:31 ET (US)     63 / 82       
No, what do the elephants do in the jungle between 3 and 4pm?

Hi Moquel

PAC-Man

Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-07-00 23:42 ET (US)     64 / 82       
Whatever they want.
C
herub
M
arcusLindicus
-----I always wanted to be someone....I guess I should have been more specific.-----
Moquel
Pleb
posted 04-08-00 16:16 ET (US)     65 / 82       
No, they practice parachuteing (ofcourse)

Next question: Why are the Crocodiles so flat?

Jayhawk
Eminence Grise
posted 04-08-00 17:10 ET (US)     66 / 82       
Yikes, moquel, I heard that joke when I was younger than you are now

Don't tell me we've had the one asking why elephant wear yellow soled trainers too?

A
ngel
J
ayhawk

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Homage to thee, Osiris, Lord of Eternity, King of the Gods, whose names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in the temples, whose Ka is holy."
-- Book of the Dead (1240 BC)

Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-08-00 20:27 ET (US)     67 / 82       
And that begs the question- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Caylynn
Pleb
posted 04-08-00 20:34 ET (US)     68 / 82       
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-08-00 20:57 ET (US)     69 / 82       
I believe the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. The monkey fell out of the tree because he was dead.
Moquel
Pleb
posted 04-09-00 13:09 ET (US)     70 / 82       
Well, Jayhawk, now that we've slipped away from the topic (again) I guess we could say that since you are a Seraph (an etheral being existent throughout time and space) I guess you have always existed also in the future, meaning that you've heard the joke perhaps in the future, no?

Anyway, the crocodiles are flat because they were in the jungle between 3-4 PM

Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-09-00 16:12 ET (US)     71 / 82       
C
herub
M
arcusLindicus
-----I always wanted to be someone....I guess I should have been more specific.-----
ET FLAVIUS
Pleb
posted 04-09-00 17:20 ET (US)     72 / 82       
**off-topic** Again

What's with the "dead-monkey" business, sounds terminal... since we all learned when we were little that elephants paint their toenails red..so they can hide in the strawberry patch. or is this different now?

Angel ET Flavius


Marcus Lindicus
Pleb
posted 04-09-00 17:45 ET (US)     73 / 82       
But do you remember these:

What is big, red, and eats rocks?

Why couldn't the pony talk?

Bulldg60
Pleb
posted 04-09-00 19:46 ET (US)     74 / 82       
what is this? these threads are spreading? Lord have mercy!! I come over here for the first time to find yet another spawn of off-topicness

I know I know!!!! The pony couldn't talk because he was mmmfmmfmfmfmm::far-off voice yells"listen buddy, I call the shots around here. Did I tell you to answer my joke? Did I tell YOU to answer MY joke? Didn't think so"::

EPS_CoCreator
Pleb
posted 04-09-00 19:49 ET (US)     75 / 82       
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I know, marcus! ET Flavius!

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