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neo222
Pleb
posted 08-30-05 07:16 ET (US)         

Located in the centre of the castle of Ehb, you see pleasant looking three story building. As you walk up to it, you see a sign above the door way saying 'The Inndom of Ehb'. You step inside and look around. There are many elves, dwarves and men sitting around the bar, drinking, eating and talking. In the corner, a large warm fire blazes. Upstairs there are many rooms with comftable bed where a weary traveller can rest. Here you can chat about whatever you please or have a meal or just spend time with friends.

Menu

Bacon~ 5gp. . . . . . . . . .Lembas Bread~ 10gp
Bread~ 3gp. . . . . . . . . .Salted Pork~ 6gp
Doughnuts~ 4gp . . . . . .Soup~ 3gp
Krug Arms~ 6gp


Drinks

Ale~ 5gp. . . . . Vodka~ 6gp
Grog~ 4gp . . . .Water~ 3gp
Mead~ 6gp . . . Wine~ 7gp
Tea~ 7gp . . . . Whisky~ 5gp

Rooms

Krug Hovel~ 5gp a night
Basic Room~ 7gp a night
Elven Suite~ 10gp a night
Knight's Delux~ 14gp a night
Wizard's Chamber~ 20gp a night

Staff

Innkeeper - Eothain
Chef - Lord Michael I
Barman - Macho Oily Man
Security Bloke -
Entertainment -
Waiter-
Waiter's Slave (aka second waiter):
Wierd Freak - Awkward Syntax
Stable boy - MNICY

This is sort of based on the beefeater in at CH: http://cossacks.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=st&fn=11&tn=1814&f=11,,0,all&st=0 This isn't some kind of fad thingy, just an attempt to breathe life into DSH! And you can chat about anything, in real life or not so.


I could move to a small town, and become a waitress...

[This message has been edited by Eothain (edited 06-29-2006 @ 05:52 PM).]

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Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-08-06 15:42 ET (US)     226 / 1738       
*dies*
*dies*
*dies*
*dies*
*dies*
*dies*
*dies more than you*
MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-08-06 17:22 ET (US)     227 / 1738       
*dies one more time than rexd ever will*

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 05-08-06 18:05 ET (US)     228 / 1738       
Um...
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Whew.
*dies*


My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-08-06 19:46 ET (US)     229 / 1738       
*dies twice more than LMI*

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-08-06 21:09 ET (US)     230 / 1738       
*Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies* *Dies more than everyone else*

Give... Me... A... COFFEE!

MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-08-06 21:23 ET (US)     231 / 1738       

Quote:

*Dies more than everyone else*


but you cant because i already said i died more than you.
ITS A PARADOX!

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-09-06 16:03 ET (US)     232 / 1738       
*Rewinds time*
*Dies a million more times than you ever will*
*Freezes time*

Muahahahaaa...

Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 05-09-06 18:03 ET (US)     233 / 1738       

Quote:

Give... Me... A... COFFEE!


Here you go, m'lady.

*Rexd999AoE drinks coffee without knowing it's poisoned... *

muahaha.
ha.


My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-09-06 19:53 ET (US)     234 / 1738       
*eats rexd*
*dies*

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-09-06 20:25 ET (US)     235 / 1738       
*revives*
*Eats micheal AND micheal jackson*
*dies*
MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-09-06 22:34 ET (US)     236 / 1738       
*has sex with michael jackson*
*dies*

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Citrus Caesar
Pleb
(id: The Guarding One)
posted 05-10-06 12:13 ET (US)     237 / 1738       
*Revives*

*IS Michael Jackson!

*Dies*


Maid, I don't think that will be necessary.

[This message has been edited by Citrus Caesar (edited 05-10-2006 @ 12:14 PM).]

MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-10-06 15:31 ET (US)     238 / 1738       
*eats Citrus Caesar*
*dies*

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-10-06 16:30 ET (US)     239 / 1738       
Wait... You just ate his...

*Blows into chunks*
*Dies*

MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-10-06 19:31 ET (US)     240 / 1738       

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-11-06 22:02 ET (US)     241 / 1738       
*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH*

*/me Dies

MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-11-06 22:41 ET (US)     242 / 1738       
Crazy. All of you. Crazy.

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Pacifica2
Pleb
posted 05-12-06 00:22 ET (US)     243 / 1738       
You didn't know that already...

CRUISE MISSLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Normality is a myth, made up by people who are afraid of who they really are.~~~kypjargon
Winner of the Moff Award for Insight That Will Likely Get the Wearer Shot One Day
Dedicated RPer
Citrus Caesar
Pleb
(id: The Guarding One)
posted 05-12-06 12:18 ET (US)     244 / 1738       
Now you keep Tom Cruise out of here!

Maid, I don't think that will be necessary.
Rexd999AoE
Banned
posted 05-12-06 12:43 ET (US)     245 / 1738       
Tom: You're so Disrespectful! Thats not funny! Thats Disrespactful! Argh! All i was doing was giving You an hont Intervue!


Me: Stop whining, Cruise, You got squirted by a water gun, i think you'll live.

*pours bucket over Tom Cruise's head*

Tom: Argh! So disrespectul! Ugh!

*Me: Ahahaha

Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 05-12-06 13:50 ET (US)     246 / 1738       

Quote:

CRUISE MISSLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OK, then.
*Tries to launch cruise missile*
(Doesen't know how to)

*Missile explodes before launch*
*Everyone dies of explosion* (It was an H-bomb)


My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-12-06 14:48 ET (US)     247 / 1738       

Quote:

*pours bucket over Tom Cruise's head*

It was full of oil

*eats explosion*


Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
Pacifica2
Pleb
posted 05-13-06 00:56 ET (US)     248 / 1738       
INFANTRY!!!!Wait...

Forget theinfantry...

ARTILLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*explodes*

Hello


Normality is a myth, made up by people who are afraid of who they really are.~~~kypjargon
Winner of the Moff Award for Insight That Will Likely Get the Wearer Shot One Day
Dedicated RPer
MNICY
Pleb
posted 05-13-06 03:31 ET (US)     249 / 1738       
Well that was messed
*eats everyone*

Lords: Conquest - Medieval MMOG
"Come to think of it, how many people CAN fit on a pike?" -artofmath
"How to kill the Rat: Build 20 Horse archers and 10 swords men. Laugh at him." -Lord Michael I
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 05-14-06 23:42 ET (US)     250 / 1738       
*appears at the bar and orders a cuppa tea and a bacon buttie*

I just realised that I had never posted in here before

*waves*


From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
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