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neo222
Pleb
posted 08-30-05 07:16 ET (US)         

Located in the centre of the castle of Ehb, you see pleasant looking three story building. As you walk up to it, you see a sign above the door way saying 'The Inndom of Ehb'. You step inside and look around. There are many elves, dwarves and men sitting around the bar, drinking, eating and talking. In the corner, a large warm fire blazes. Upstairs there are many rooms with comftable bed where a weary traveller can rest. Here you can chat about whatever you please or have a meal or just spend time with friends.

Menu

Bacon~ 5gp. . . . . . . . . .Lembas Bread~ 10gp
Bread~ 3gp. . . . . . . . . .Salted Pork~ 6gp
Doughnuts~ 4gp . . . . . .Soup~ 3gp
Krug Arms~ 6gp


Drinks

Ale~ 5gp. . . . . Vodka~ 6gp
Grog~ 4gp . . . .Water~ 3gp
Mead~ 6gp . . . Wine~ 7gp
Tea~ 7gp . . . . Whisky~ 5gp

Rooms

Krug Hovel~ 5gp a night
Basic Room~ 7gp a night
Elven Suite~ 10gp a night
Knight's Delux~ 14gp a night
Wizard's Chamber~ 20gp a night

Staff

Innkeeper - Eothain
Chef - Lord Michael I
Barman - Macho Oily Man
Security Bloke -
Entertainment -
Waiter-
Waiter's Slave (aka second waiter):
Wierd Freak - Awkward Syntax
Stable boy - MNICY

This is sort of based on the beefeater in at CH: http://cossacks.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=st&fn=11&tn=1814&f=11,,0,all&st=0 This isn't some kind of fad thingy, just an attempt to breathe life into DSH! And you can chat about anything, in real life or not so.


I could move to a small town, and become a waitress...

[This message has been edited by Eothain (edited 06-29-2006 @ 05:52 PM).]

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neo222
Pleb
posted 10-14-07 09:25 ET (US)     1426 / 1738       
Right. I'm not gonna continue talking about it...

Glad you're enjoying Oxford Brookes. Try not to do what my sister did and get caught on CCTV camera having sex in the kitchen (yeah, we never let that down). Sounds like your courses are fun. Love the sense of humour of your lecturer! My courses are okay hence why I'm not online very often... I should be writing notes but I'm gonna
"Where we're going, we don't need roads." (Have I used that before).
I think so, Doc.

I could move to a small town, and become a waitress...
Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 10-14-07 11:18 ET (US)     1427 / 1738       
I don't know over there, but here CCTV is a chinese channel
I displaced him as King of the Kitchen
Chef - Lord Michael I
That explains all. I am chef here!

My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-14-07 19:11 ET (US)     1428 / 1738       
You're not a chef... You're a homicidal psychopath with a penchant for poisoning his victims

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
TEP
Pleb
posted 10-15-07 03:19 ET (US)     1429 / 1738       
Hi Heavypunk,
Yeah, I remember that about being a student: there may not always be money for food, but somehow there's money for a new monitor Enjoy it! (I'm old (and lame) enough to actually find that binary joke kind of funny. )
Heavypunk
Pleb
posted 10-17-07 04:02 ET (US)     1430 / 1738       
First of all that joke was terrible, and we WILL NOT discuss it in this forum anymore.

Secondly, thankyou for all allowing me back into the humble abode known only to me as the TRUE inndom of Ehb. And again, nice to meet new persons.

I'm sorry to hear about the New York guy QD, I do remember you being very excited about that, i'd look for a quote but being a student now I am also lazy, sheez I didn't even make one of my "I"'s a capital I.

Also I wanna play GW again . I loved my lil' assassin, he was great, although atm I've just started making a decent mage build on Oblivion on his uber pc. So that'll be fun soon, just going through the notoriously boring grind of actually levelling your chars up.

Hmm sign-off today is:
"That's not brave, I'll tell you who was brave, Ghandi, that's who." (is from a movie)
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-17-07 06:04 ET (US)     1431 / 1738       
That quote sounds like Stewie from the Family Guy movie (followed by a clip of Ghjandi doing a rather bad attempt at stand-up comedy)

Heavy, if you're gonna get back into GW again now is the ideal time. Two major events coming up this month. Oktoberfest is being held on the 20th - a bit later than the real world's Oktoberfest, but it's special because this event is being organiased by the players for the players. You'd need the new Eye of the North expansion to be able to get there, but the event's looking like it'll be a lot of fun. I'll probably spend the whole event chugging back virtual alcohol for my Drunkard title

And of course, the Hallowe'en event is expected to happen at the end of the month in Lion's Arch and Kamadan for those who have the Prophecies or Nightfall campaigns. It's an official event, so there will be silly hats involved (and hopefully a visit from the Mad King)

For some reason, Factions doesn't seem to get that many festivals although there is the Dragon Fesival in summer and Canthan New Year in february.

I should take some screenshots and post then here sometime.

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
Heavypunk
Pleb
posted 10-17-07 07:04 ET (US)     1432 / 1738       
that's fine, i've got both prophecies and nightfall.

Although all of them are back on my home pc, this stuff is all on my cruddy laptop. Which takes about 10mins to turn on and more. it's worse than yours QD.

And you were correct about that quote. Also, didn't realise that's how you spell his name, or did you just screw up? :P

Also if i'm gonna bring anything up, it'll be my PS3 first, PC second. I could try and use my friend's PC so I can then just re-use my account. We'll see.
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-17-07 07:15 ET (US)     1433 / 1738       
I screwed up... Even the best of us make typos once in a while

And you could reuse your friend's PC as all the game accounts are held on the ANet servers. You'd just need to install the game and use your old login. I know your old account still exists because I still have you on my in-game buddy list

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
Godyssey
Pleb
(id: Two_ace_u)
posted 10-18-07 02:09 ET (US)     1434 / 1738       
I screwed up... Even the best of us make typos once in a while
Everytime you make a "typo" jesus rapes a kitten.

A green great dragon.
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-18-07 06:30 ET (US)     1435 / 1738       
Note to self: avoid making tipos


Oops

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
Godyssey
Pleb
(id: Two_ace_u)
posted 10-18-07 06:49 ET (US)     1436 / 1738       
Poor kitty

A green great dragon.
Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 10-18-07 21:03 ET (US)     1437 / 1738       
i normaly dont majke typoas. Soi thiunk the kitens are safew.


My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
Godyssey
Pleb
(id: Two_ace_u)
posted 10-18-07 21:19 ET (US)     1438 / 1738       


Also can MEH B SECURITAH BLOKE!?

o shaizah....

A green great dragon.
Heavypunk
Pleb
posted 10-19-07 04:17 ET (US)     1439 / 1738       
Wow I return to the forum within a day and the better part of 6 kittens have been raped.

You guys are bastards!

Good Point QD, I may do it. Time will tell.

Right now however I must do some coursework - LAME!

Sign-off:
"There's 3kinds of people in this world, asses, pussies and dicks." (I'd do the whole speech but I can't remember it and I have the fear that a kitten may be raped.
Godyssey
Pleb
(id: Two_ace_u)
posted 10-19-07 05:05 ET (US)     1440 / 1738       
Its been a few hours and nobody has been able to sig
Every time you make a typo, jesus rapes a kitten.
this.

A green great dragon.
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-19-07 07:31 ET (US)     1441 / 1738       
"There's 3kinds of people in this world, asses, pussies and dicks."
That's from Team America: World Police. First said by the drunk in the bar where Gary's trying to drown his sorrows, and then later revamped by Gary at the peace conference in the third act.

You really need to come up with some more tougher quotes Heavy... That's 2 in a row that I've guessed

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 10-19-07 13:22 ET (US)     1442 / 1738       
Hmm good point there, HeavyPunk. I just remembered I got homework of my own.

*Leaves*
Oh, and Keron, wait till Neo appears here and he will make you security guy.

My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
Heavypunk
Pleb
posted 10-20-07 05:11 ET (US)     1443 / 1738       
Very well QD, you have set a challenge before me,
and as the heaviest of all the punks it is up to me
to accept it. Enguard!

"I know what you're thinking ----------Hah no, too easy, a raped kitten could get that.

"Touch nothing but the lamp." Oh yeah get deep into that one, and I've installed a programme that'll detect if you use googe. Okay I haven't but don't!
Grrrr!

And for my sign-off:
"I feel like a pig has shit on my head."

Good Luck QD, you'll need it, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Godyssey
Pleb
(id: Two_ace_u)
posted 10-20-07 16:37 ET (US)     1444 / 1738       
NO COMPETITION OR CHALLENGES UNLESS I APPROVE.
TO THE EXTREME!!!!!

O god you made jesus rpae more kitties.

A green great dragon.
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-21-07 07:06 ET (US)     1445 / 1738       
That sounds awfully like a guildie of mine when he hits 60% death penalty... Though I dunno where that particular quote comes from

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
Godyssey
Pleb
(id: Two_ace_u)
posted 10-21-07 17:45 ET (US)     1446 / 1738       
"awfully like" as in "not like"?

I can't get my soup anymore

A green great dragon.
Heavypunk
Pleb
posted 10-22-07 04:23 ET (US)     1447 / 1738       
Top one is "Aladdin."

Bottom one is "Withnail and I."
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-22-07 04:56 ET (US)     1448 / 1738       
You win this time then

Though two can play at the quote game



"Leave the idiotic horndog alone and get me the directional mic!"

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
Lord Michael I
Cherub
posted 10-22-07 18:29 ET (US)     1449 / 1738       
Hehe, NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

My Johari window.
Do you have what it takes to hold off Saladins' forces? Find out here...
"I think most people are trying to forget Aqua... Most people I know still haven't recovered from Barbie Girl" - QuickDraw
QuickDraw
Pleb
posted 10-23-07 04:23 ET (US)     1450 / 1738       
*turns LMI into a pot of Cream of Cannibalism soup*

From cradle to coffin... Shall my wickedness... Be your passion
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